Funny 'Longer Explanation Bigger Lie' T-Shirt | Sarcastic Retro & Witty Quote Tee
This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a wearable B.S. detector. It's for the office detective, the seasoned parent, and anyone who knows that the truth is usually simple.
Let your shirt do the talking and the truth-telling. This hilarious tee features the witty piece of wisdom: "THE LONGER THE EXPLANATION THE BIGGER the Lie." The quote is brought to life with a playful, retro typography, where vibrant colors give a cheerful vibe to this deeply cynical (and accurate) observation.
Crafted from a super-soft, lightweight fabric, it’s the perfect comfortable uniform for silently judging long-winded stories or just making a stylishly sarcastic statement. The relaxed unisex fit makes it a go-to for any casual day.
Why You'll Love This Tee:
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A Witty & Cynical Truth Bomb: The perfect wearable wisdom for anyone who appreciates a good, hard truth.
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Bold & Colorful Retro Design: The playful, 70s-inspired typography makes a fun and stylish statement on the light blue fabric.
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All-Day Comfort: Made from a lightweight, soft-style fabric that feels amazing to wear.
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A Perfect Conversation Starter: Get ready for knowing nods and laughs from everyone who understands the truth.
The Ultimate Gift for the Skeptic:
The perfect funny gift for a coworker, boss, best friend, or anyone in your life who appreciates a brutally honest laugh.
Keep it short and sweet. Order this brutally honest tee today!
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Tee Mug Studio
- Email: contact@support.teemugstudio.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Funny 'Longer Explanation Bigger Lie' T-Shirt | Sarcastic Retro & Witty Quote Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
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L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|