Funny 'I'm Not Arguing' T-Shirt | Sarcastic Dad Joke & Gift for Him
This isn't just a shirt; it's a wearable flowchart for every 'healthy discussion' that you're about to win.
Let your shirt do the talking before you even have to. This hilarious tee is the official uniform for the man who doesn't argue—he simply provides complimentary educational seminars. It features a charmingly smug character in a dapper suit, ready to patiently explain the facts of the matter. The witty phrase, "I'm not arguing... I'm just explaining why you're wrong!" is printed in bold, clear text for maximum effect.
The fun, retro-style illustration pops against the vibrant green fabric, creating a look that’s as confident as it is comfortable. Crafted from a super-soft, lightweight material, this tee is perfect for casual Fridays, family gatherings, or any situation that could benefit from your expert analysis.
Why This is Your New Go-To Tee:
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Hilarious & Witty Quote: The perfect tee for the smart, confident, and unapologetically correct man in your life.
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Charming Retro Character Art: The stylish, quirky illustration adds a huge dose of personality.
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All-Day Comfort: Made from a lightweight, soft-style fabric with a relaxed unisex fit that feels amazing.
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A Perfect Conversation Starter: Get ready for knowing nods, eye-rolls, and laughs from everyone who gets it.
The Ultimate Gag Gift:
The perfect funny gift for a coworker, boss, dad, husband, brother, or any self-proclaimed "expert" with a brilliant sense of humor.
Wear your correctness proudly. Order this perfectly logical tee today!
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Tee Mug Studio
- Email: contact@support.teemugstudio.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Funny 'I'm Not Arguing' T-Shirt | Sarcastic Dad Joke & Gift for Him Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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28
|
18
|
16.75
|
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M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
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L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
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XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
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2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
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3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
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